Telefucked

When the UC Berkeley registration system, Telebears, royally fucks up your life hard.

UC Berkeley student #1: Dude, I'm enrolled in 0 units...
UC Berkeley student #2: I have 8AM classes 5 days a week -____________-
UC Berkeley student #3: You both been Telefucked!

by calgirl6130 August 3, 2011

telefuck

Engaging in auto-erotic pleasure while a partner does the same over video chat.

Our long-distance relationship fell apart because the only sex I was getting was our regular telefuck.

by Dan Sanderson October 30, 2007

Telefucking

Phone sex

Have you ever even seen this chick? Sounds to me like your just telefucking her!

by mr_boatride May 15, 2010

telefuck

a creative word for phone sex.

person 1: so, have you telefucked him yet, at least?
person 2: nah, he's too shy on call for that.

by dancing qu33n July 22, 2019

Telefuck

Persistant and often annoying sexual advances through text message

Brad won't stop texting me about letting him come over later. I wish he would stop trying to telefuck me.

by A. Kanfer February 25, 2007