Telenapping 

(n.) a plum worklife negotiating outcome whereby middle managers are permitted and equipped to sleep away the vast majority of core 8 a.m.-6 p.m. work hours in the U.S. in the luxury of their own beds. As defined, the practice originated in Northern New Jersey in the mid-to-late-'90s among down-sized former telecommunications industry executives who landed on their feet in the employ of Asian telecom outfits.

Anybody feel like trying to get in a quick nine holes this afternoon? We'll have to wait a while to call you know who. I'm pretty sure he's got telenapping on his calendar until 2. He has that daily conference call wtih the home office at 5 a.m. Tokyo time.

Telenapping by aquamanatee007 April 3, 2009

Telegating 

Driving so close to someone that you can see whats on there dvd player.

"Dustin was hardcore telegating yesterday"

"....those people were watching "Lucky Star"

"!?!"

Telegating by boxr October 15, 2008

telegating 

Driving closely behind a car as to see what they are watching on their car DVD players.

I was telegating the whole drive, but at least I got to see the entire movie.

telegating by Cammie B January 10, 2009

telebating 

The act of violently masturbating to the classic childrens television show Teletubbies

"WTF were you doing Saturday night?"
"Violently masturbating to the Teletubbies"
"Nothing significant then?"
"I'd call Telebating pretty significant"
"Telebating! It even has a name! fucking Jesus"

telebating by NineteenSeconds April 13, 2015