Taking a Teke

Spending one hour in the bathroom at work taking a shit and watching pro. On your phone...

Thomas is taking a teke,

meanwhile, everybody else is busting their fucking asses...

by Schaeffdaddy May 16, 2017

White Teke

Sweet tea and white wine with tequlia mixed in with extra suger for a sweet taste.

i had a white teke it was B.A

by patrick6948 September 8, 2010

Waiheke Teke

The climate on Waiheke Island sits on average four degrees warmer than the rest of New Zealand. Because of this, the Teke on this island sits around 40% better than the average Teke in the rest of the country. The Waiheke Teke is usually so moist, it produces the finest “ready to drink” drop of Pinot Gris.

On one of Robbie’s wine tours, to accompany the hors d'oeuvres, I drank the sweetest juices from Becky’s Waiheke Teke!

by HelenClark November 13, 2018

teke flaps

When a fat mans titties are so fat that they fold over his Ribs

Wow SAMs Teke flaps are so massive I could hide in them

by SamTheHamEater March 5, 2016

pong ass teke

A pong ass teke is a womans vagina with an unpleasant and pungent odour.

Eah bro, I macked her bare hard but shes got a pong ass teke cuz.

by Gopnyk Boi January 12, 2021

teke

A big hairy bird native to Newzealand, and can be kept as a pet.

john: oi i have a big teke at home
suzie: oh can i come over and pat it some time!

by abnormalminge December 3, 2021

teke

maori word for the vagina

eah girl can i have a munch of your teke

by hokololo November 4, 2020