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Keydem is a term used in the UK by roadmen. The Keydem is the inner sanctum of the mandem. Usually reffering to 5 or less of the closest dons.
Aight blud, mans sound innit, hes keydem
by Gopnyk Boi January 12, 2021
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A pong ass teke is a womans vagina with an unpleasant and pungent odour.
Eah bro, I macked her bare hard but shes got a pong ass teke cuz.
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A collective group of people who frequently embarass themselves by saying or doing stupid things.
Aight, Smiffy's clowndem innit, mans verbalising bare madnesses.
by Gopnyk Boi January 12, 2021
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