teeny weenie

A very small penis.

You saw him? He’s got a teeny weenie!

by Minecraft1238 January 29, 2019

teenie weenie syndrome

the disorder caused by having a small penis where men will compensate with exessively large, fast, powerful, and/or highly modified vehicles (re: trucks, low riders; crotch rockets)

The cast of "The Fast and the Furious" suffers from teenie weenie syndrome.

by Keith June 22, 2004

Teenie Weenie Peenie

teenie weenie peenie---when a guy has a teenie weenie.

Willy has such a teenie weenie peenie.

by kath__ January 22, 2007

Teeny Weeny Sweeny

The nicknames given to idiots who jump around the locker room until their boxers fall down and their small dick is there for everyone to see. (helps if ur last name is sweeny)

See our schools football quarterback.

by Maggie Loves Jon August 24, 2004

teeny weenie peenie

When your manhood shrinks due to the overconsuption off estrogen enriched eggs.

Ie to the tune of 22,848 over a 4 year college stint..!

<Girl #1> - "<Guy#1>, are you sure its a good idea to eat 12 eggs a day for the past four years?"

<Guy#1> - "Yeah, I workout, so its all cool"

<Girl #1> - "Yeah but wont you get a 'teeny weenie peenie' from all the estrogen in 'dem eggs'"

<Guy#1> "uhhhh, shit" no wonder why <Girl#2> left me.

by keepkosher December 10, 2011

teenie weenie sceenie

Absolute Knob heads
They swarm around your local town centre
In brightly coloured "rave" clothing.
They all have black backcombed hair
And get drunk off half a wkd.
They steal cigarettes even though they dont smoke
and if they do. They never inhale.
They think they look amazing
And become cocky in groups
They dont consider themselves emo.
No, they are worse than that.
And none of them realise their boyfriends are gay.

1) Look at all them teenie weenie sceenies "drunk" again.

by Indie_Cindy123 June 21, 2007

Teeny Weenie Peenie Club

To have a small Phallus, Dick, or Penis

YO That guy from last night was definitely part of the Teeny Weenie Peenie Club

by mehble November 1, 2010