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teenmom-phobia 

A syndrome that develops on the the occasion of an encounter with a teenage mother. This only occurs with particular mothers who are impoverished and tend to extort and plunder the resources of those around them. the sufferer of teenmom-phobia instinctually retreats from situations where a trashy teen mom is present because he or she intuits that they will be taken for all that they have.
I can't go in to cheap stores like JC Penny because my teenmom-phobia starts kicking in.

My girlfriend used to be cool but now she's pregnant and desperate to get on mtv. I'm developing an extreme case of teenmom-phobia, I hope she was cheating on me and the kid isn't mine.
teenmom-phobia by TREDNA May 27, 2012
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A reality show that features the life and times of teen aged women that had children at a young age...Most (thankfully not all) are nothing but lazy-assed rancid party sluts that don't realize what planet they reside on, let alone the fact that they have children...
Did you see Teen Mom last night? The bitch featured was a loser...
Teen Mom by Graffilthier March 24, 2011

Teensome 

Teensome is an orgy in which are included 13 to 19 teenagers
I herad that there is going to be a teensome in our school gym!
This party is boring, there are only 12 of us, we cant even have a teensome!
When I remember our days at high school, all I can see is that wild teensome at the Prom.
I hate being 20 years old, you cant have a teensome anymore!
Teensome by SubituS September 23, 2011
the state or condition of being a teenager
She couldn't wait to leave teendom for adulthood.
teendom by SparrowGirl March 23, 2011

white trash teen mom 

Here is a list of requirements to check if your white trash. If you answer yes to more than five you are white trash

Sexually active and trying to get pregnant at the age of 14
Use social media to tell lies
Wear clothes that are to tight for you
Post clevage shot on social Media and ask how pretty her baby is.
Has no education

Has no job
Has no drivers license

Has no friends except for people they have never met but except a friend request on Facebook
Uses the amount of friends they have on Facebook to feel popular
Spends all day on them self instead of raising their baby
Blames everyone for their shitty life
Still lives at home with a baby and spouse and allows parents to support them.
If they have a stripper name like sparkle or Destany
Did you see Destany I think she is a white trash teen mom.
A Female adolescent that has had a child
"Freya's just become a teen mom because of ralph!"
Teen mom by T.P May 8, 2006
intelligent person: look at you ya whore, couldn't keep em crossed huh
teen mom: shut up the condom broke!
intellient person: ya ya thats what they all say
Teen Mom by C.J Johnson December 7, 2010