A syndrome that develops on the the occasion of an encounter with a teenage mother. This only occurs with particular mothers who are impoverished and tend to extort and plunder the resources of those around them. the sufferer of teenmom-phobia instinctually retreats from situations where a trashy teen mom is present because he or she intuits that they will be taken for all that they have.
I can't go in to cheap stores like JC Penny because my teenmom-phobia starts kicking in.
My girlfriend used to be cool but now she's pregnant and desperate to get on mtv. I'm developing an extreme case of teenmom-phobia, I hope she was cheating on me and the kid isn't mine.