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Tee tee slap 

When a male slaps a woman with his limp penis in the face, causing a slapping sound.
I love to get out of the shower, walk up to my girlfriend and give her a good tee tee slap to the face.
Tee tee slap by Queenaquanesha January 23, 2012

Tee Shirt Time 

This is applied to the show Jersey Shore, where it means the following: when Vinny, Situation, Pauly, and Ronnie go out to a club, they prepare what shirt they want to wear ahead of time. In order to not ruin the shirt while they wait for the girls to finish getting ready, they wear wife beaters or man tank tops. When everyone is ready to go, it's TEE SHIRT TIME, and they put on the shirts that they picked out for the club.
Is everybody ready to go clubbing? That means it's tee shirt time!
Tee Shirt Time by JerseyBabee March 1, 2011

Ironic Tee Shirt

Trendy tee-shirt with humorous, ironic or clever slogan or image.

They tend to be funny the first time you see them, but they are so popular that they are getting played.
Dude, take off that "Vote for Pedro" shirt. That Ironic Tee Shirt was funny like 4 years ago.

Ironic Tee Shirt by 07079 January 23, 2009

To tee-shirt 

To jump and lift the shirt up over an unsuspecting person and to then hug tight to the chest without letting go. It can be a jackass move or a romantic move.
-Dude.
-What?
-I'm going to tee-shirt my girlfriend after class.
-Why? I already did it for you.
To tee-shirt by JSJB358 May 17, 2009

Tee Shirt Time 

1. Tee Shirt Time - T-Shirt Time is the few minutes before you are going to leave for the club, when you remove your sitting around the house shirt and put on your ...pristine and unwrinkled clubbing T-Shirt.

2. Tee Shirt Time (Northern California) - To either peel someone's cap, split they wig, or any other variation of a 187, which leads to the victim's family/friends having tribute Tee Shirts made with the person's face, along with date of birth-date of death displayed on the front/back.
'Aye loc. Word got back on where them marks that murked Speedy n Faze stay at. You down for a 187?'

-'You 'ready kno. It Tee Shirt Time nigha!'
Tee Shirt Time by MacJ408 January 15, 2011

Morning After Tee Shirt 

A Morning After Tee Shirt is when you where the tee shirt of the last person you had sexual intercourse with the next day to work or school.
Girl 1: Ew. Why are you wearing that ugly boys shirt?

Girl 2: No. It's my Morning After Tee Shirt from Dan.

Girl 1: Oh. Makes more sense now.