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T-shirt - casual wear for all ages.
I'm going to wear my red tee tonight.
by Tronno December 29, 2004
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God, that guy's always complaining about us using his ideas. What a Tee!
by Johnny J Shmoove January 16, 2003
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An acronym standing for "Total Erection Explosion". Used to signify the intense arousal of a man.
Ohhhh man. That bitch made me TEE off! I almost blasted it.

Awwww, I'm TEEin' off. Don't look guys.
by Mister Craze November 10, 2005
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To kiss or make out with someone, same sex or not.
My new years resolution is to tee a whole lot more!
by peanutbutterjellytimeforrealz January 02, 2010
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Meaning to get something prepared or ready
Referring to a ball on a golf tee - ready/prepared for you to swing
Hey Bob, can you tee up a conference call at 12pm?
Jenny, I have your presentation teed up in the meeting room when you're ready
by mstsquared May 04, 2015
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term used to describe/name a hot guy, who also posesses one or more other desirable characteristics, such as musically talented,a great cook,comedian and fantastic in bed.
"woah dude, your Tee is THAT good"
"hi, i'm Tee"

by bumblechum March 30, 2003
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Tee is a Synonym for fail, or failure, used in most cases as a noun.
goddamn it that tee

or just

GODDAMNIT TEE
by h faint April 20, 2008
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