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Treemeister 

King of the trees; a drunk person in a tree.

From the viral vid "Drinking Out of Cups"
"I'm the Treemeister. I'm king of the trees."

Lisa got smashed on unofficial and climbed a tree, declaring herself Treemeister.
Treemeister by IlliniMama March 5, 2010

Tardmeister 

n. A very foolish person, like a retard.Notice the "tard". You use it to insult people, instead of saying retard, it's tardmeister.
Holy Crap, you're the biggest tardmeister I know, Devon.
Tardmeister by heylo August 30, 2005

Titmeister 

a person expert in tits, or renowned for tits
Friend: You are a master of tits, aka "The Titmeister".

Me: What does that mean?

Friend: Go look up meister and add tits.
Titmeister by scruffylooking July 10, 2010
A swede man whore. Who likes to cheat on his girlfriends and chat up underage girls online.
Omg .. He's such an Edmeister.
Edmeister by Thesexibles April 7, 2010

turdmeister 

A Procurer of fecal matter.
Literal:
"I'm going to the turdmeister, get me some turd."

Metaphoric:
"Geofrey, why must you do the nasty with my sister? You are nothing more than a turdmeister."
turdmeister by George Hayward December 6, 2006

the treemeister 

King of trees.. He counts on them.