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1.
A Procurer of fecal matter.
Literal:
"I'm going to the turdmeister, get me some turd."

Metaphoric:
"Geofrey, why must you do the nasty with my sister? You are nothing more than a turdmeister."
by George Hayward December 03, 2006
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2.
master of the turds
biggest turd of them all
Fucking hell he is such a terd meister
by Matt Breen May 16, 2005
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