A Procurer of fecal matter.
Literal:
"I'm going to the turdmeister, get me some turd."
Metaphoric:
"Geofrey, why must you do the nasty with my sister? You are nothing more than a turdmeister."
"I'm going to the turdmeister, get me some turd."
Metaphoric:
"Geofrey, why must you do the nasty with my sister? You are nothing more than a turdmeister."
by George Hayward December 06, 2006
Get the turdmeistermug.