when someone with a hairy ass goes to the bathroom takes a big meaty chud monkey
holy crap man! Dave dropped a teddy bear in the toilet!
#teddy #bear #toilet #monkey #holy
by Uvenk January 12, 2011
An extremely racist english slang term used for any black peoples circa 1950s-1960s
Fred: "Tell me Teddy bear, how do you know when the floors are clean with hands that dirty?"

Stanley: "That's clever, Sir"
#racist #slang #negro #1950s #english #bollocks
by Charly bear April 11, 2008
Joint. Doobie being the hebrew word for teddy bear. Sewing a teddy bear would mean rolling. Hugging a teddy bear would mean smoking.
Dude, let's go hug some teddy bears!
#weed #stuffed animals #drug culture #bears #bizarre uses of words
by Mogely January 22, 2006
A peanut butter and jelly sandwich made on a hamburger bun instead of bread. You have to eat two of them because they're very small. Goes good with chocolate milk and pretzels.
I like teddy bears with crunchy peanut butter and strawberry preserves.
#lunch #peanut butter #jelly #pb&j #food
by Calypso_freestyle March 27, 2009
Joint, blunt, marijuana cigarette`
"Man you got that teddybear yet?"
"Yeah nigga, I got it!"
"whats it stuffed wit?"
"the good shit"
"cool, peace"
#joint #blunt #fatty #marijuana cigarette #budda
by Richard Greenough October 25, 2005
something cute and huggable,like kenshin, nightcrawler, and legolas
I want to squish them all like teddy bears!
by i like to squish teddy bears October 19, 2003
The act of cutting a hole in a stuffed animal as replacement for sex.
I couldn't get laid last night, so I had to teddy bear it.
#spankerchief #spank sock #masturbation #spank #jerk off
by William D October 10, 2005
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