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Technostism 

1. Economic theory advocating for the total automation of labor, as well as collective of the means of production and information technology.
2. Any instance of automation coupled with common ownership of the means of production and automated methods of labor.
3. Bottom up socialism.
4. Socialist Technophilia.
The factory runs under the careful eye of the proletarians, but only droids know any labor, for this is a technostic order.

Working is so last century; transhumans use robots via technostism.

Socialism takes the top and brings it down. Technostism takes the bottom and brings it up. How? Robots, motherfucker.
Technostism by Mr. Doomburg February 24, 2015
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Technolitard 

One slow or unable to operate technology invented after their generation’s paramount years.
Mom - "Can you help me with this thing, I can't figure it out?"

Son - "Wow you can't even check your own voicemail; you're such a technolitard."
Technolitard by Krusty Wood January 7, 2008

technostalker 

someone who uses technology to stalk people.....i.e. stealing passwords to read email, lurking
Even though they had broken up, the technostalker still spied on her, by reading her email...and she was clueless.
technostalker by Meadow Soprano September 25, 2005

Technoliterate 

To have the ability to read and/or write on a computer program or other technological device.

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The mashing of two real words to create a seemingly real one that is able to fool "like" happy facebook users.
"Tried to read for SUST, reading was sideways, prof, y u no technoliterate" - BVH
Technoliterate by nowitsreal March 30, 2011

TechneSiyam 

MD Abu Siyam is known as TechneSiyam.

The word "TechneSiyam" is a combination of Technology and Siyam.
TechneSiyam has uploaded a new video
TechneSiyam by GusFus April 24, 2021

technoliterate 

Someone who is versed in many forms of techno (technically known as electronica), from house to trance to progressive to tribal, etc. This person will have a variety of fly techno beats in their collection of techno. You may find many such people at clubs and festivals specializing in such music.
Dude, we got a soccer game in 15 minutes! We need some techno to pump us up, what do you got?
I got some Tiesto, Van Buuren, Schulz, Corsten, Oakenfold...
Damn you are technoliterate...I love it!

Man, sandstorm is the greatest techno song ever!
It's definitely a classic man, but once you become technoliterate, you'll hear even better.
technoliterate by mzlnkabwlr October 4, 2011

technosterone 

1. n. What fuels a passionate conversation about technology.

2. n. What a technosexual produces when they hear or talk about their favorite subject.
You could feel the technosterone emanating from the audience as Steve Jobs prepared to announce what had already been revealed by mac rumor sites the day before.
technosterone by maztik8r April 12, 2007