Techdick 

Someone who thinks they know everything about computers and is an asshole about it.

"Our subsitute teacher is such a Techdick. He thinks he can run the entire city of Detroit on 1kb RAM on DOS!"

Note: The example is a true story.

Techdick by D & C February 25, 2008

Tachickle 

The act of tickling an animal under the chin.

Nathaniel Alabrocipmus met Bob's pet kitten for the first time.
"My kitten likes being tachickled," said Bob.

Tachickle by Lethal Porcupine October 12, 2014

techdicted 

Addicted to technology, unable to put electronics down

My friend Bob is techdicted to his new phone.

techdicted by fastback September 19, 2016

technicaleded 

did verison of tecnically

"get technicaleded bitch"

technicaleded by pee pee poop June 3, 2021

technickel difficulties 

When da stupid coin-operated machine malfunctions.

Simply pounding on da "insert 5¢" mechanism can sometimes solve technickel difficulties.

technickel difficulties by QuacksO July 30, 2024