Tebowism

Tebowism is the religion followed rigorously by his fans. (Read: bandwagoners) It involves screaming about how hawt he is, and how he is the greatest quarterback ever. It also involves Tebowing at random spots and then tweeting about it (#tebowing).

Tebowism Follower: OH MY GAWD. Tebow is the greatest quarterback ever!!!

Bronco Fan: No way. Elway is the greatest ever.

Tebowism Follower: Whats Elway? Is that a name? Thats a funny name...

Bronco Fan: What a tebowism follower....

Tebowism by koolestkid21 January 10, 2012

tebowism

The act of worshiping Tim Tebow as a prophet of God.

Those people must follow tebowism, and go to the Church of Tebow because he talks about him so much

tebowism by arabkoolaid November 30, 2011

Tebowism

n. the repeated use of God's help in order to come back and win in the fourth quarter of a game

Tim Tebow is a worshiper of Tebowism.

Tebowism by tebowisjesus January 21, 2012

tim tebowism

A rehashed joke Chuck Norris joke except with Tim Tebow as the subject so they are automatically douchey and not funny.

Saying Tim Tebow once won a game of connect four in three moves is a tim tebowism and not funny at all.

tim tebowism by garrettm05 December 23, 2010

Tebowist 

A follower of the religion of Tebowism. These people are not only idiots, but damned for eternity for following a false prophet. These followers are mortal enemies of Stephen A. Smith.

Facebook status regarding Religion: Tebowist

Skip Bayless is a Tebowist.

Tebowist by KyleOrton January 2, 2012

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008