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To get run over, or trucked while playing football. Originates from Tim Tebow's ability to run over all of mankind from the QB position. Did you see Laurinaitis get Tebowed?
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Losing a football game in heart-wrenching fashion to an underdog. Usually an unlikely comeback in the final quarter of a football game. Derived from Tim Tebow of the Denver Broncos. Wow bro, I can't believe the Jets let Tebow win the game like that. They got Tebowed!
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(verb) - inexplicably beat or rejected by someone of inferior talent. Dude, I can’t believe that chick Tebowed you, she wasn’t even that attractive.
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verb, used to indicated defeat by a a force that is on paper inferior but continues to enjoy success, for non-quantifiable reasons. The Chicago Bears got Tebowed today!
or That test Tebowed me. |
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To be vastly over-matched and fail miserably in some important endeavor. I tebowed my climb up Mt. Everest: lost both feet, six fingers, and didn't even make it halfway up the mountain.
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To suffer a humiliating defeat, especially after outplaying your opponent or a holding a lead for most of the game. Generally involves one or more freak, gut-wrenching plays that lead you to wonder if a higher power was at work. Brian: "I can't believe we lost..."
Steve: "What happened?" Brian: "Their quarterback went 0 for 14 until 30 seconds left, and then heaved a ridiculous touchdown pass that sent it into overtime." Steve: "And?" Brian: "We got the ball first and were driving down the field easily, only to have our running back fumble it away. Then their kicker booted a 67 yarder to win it!" Steve: "Lol you got tebowed." |
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Verb: to get Jimmered; the act of unexpectedly getting worked by your opponent. Did you see that! The Broncos just Tebowed the Steelers! Just like when Tebow Jimmered all those other teams.
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