teatarded

an unintelligent tea party or republican obstructionist; a word that sarah palin finds acceptable coming from a right-wing pundit but unacceptable coming from a spitfire dem.

Senator Shelby is teatarded for obstructing justice and blackmailing the country in order to get perks for his own state.

teatarded by whispurr February 11, 2010

Testarded 

The coincidence where a person suddenly forgets everything he has learned in class during a test.
Also, the abnormal amount of stupid mistakes a student makes during an exam.

I missed 1+3 on the algebra test today, geez I am so testarded.

Testarded by nickthestick February 4, 2009

techtarded 

Relating to a person or situation that is technologically impaired.

You can't figure out how to turn on your Ipod? How techtarded can you be?

techtarded by Jenn March 31, 2005

Tomtarded 

An adjective used to describe a retarded action that likely would have been done by Tom.

What? you left your car lights on 3 times since you replaced your battery? That's pretty tomtarded.

Tomtarded by kazeflame June 7, 2009

Tweetarded

1) To be ignorant of twitter; to have twitter but not know how it works.

2) Someone who is aware of twitter, knows how it works, but is still in some way mentally deficient with their use of it.

3) Worthless twitter posts (a phrase which may or may not be redundant).

1)
A: What's a tweeter?
B: It's like a messaging facebook thing. You use it to post toots.

2)
C: Hey, I got Twitter! But it says I can only post 120 words at a time.
D: *sigh*

3)
E: "Hello World. I am sitting on the couch.@Urbandictionary 6 minutes ago
F: "Stop being Tweetarded!!1@Twilight4Evarr 1 minute ago

Tweetarded by President Warren G. Harding September 11, 2009

Textarded 

Retarded texter. Basically this could be any person who sends blank or incomplete texts or people who are completely slow at texting and also includes the severely textarded who won't even try or receive a text and don't even know what it is.

Bobby takes 4 hours sometimes to respond to a text. Sometimes he just sends me part of the text other times a text with nothing at all. He is so textarded!

Textarded by HAPPER November 2, 2008

terarded

terarded is the word you use when u don’t want to say {retarded} and you also want to sound stupid while saying {retarded} have fun say it with caution. {Jorge and carlos} is terarded.

jorge is so terarded when she drives in pubg

terarded by CrazyCarlos623 May 3, 2020