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Russian teargas grenade 

A device used by the russian special forces in hostages situations which ends up killing 90 % of the hostages along with every terrorists. This teargas causes also the hostages's families to cry for many days.
Moscow theater hostage crisis

Good exemple of a badly done Russian Teargas Grenade (only 1/5 of the hostages died)

All of the 33 terrorists were killed, along with at least 130 (out of 850) of the hostages, with no official OSNAZ (Russian special force) casualties.
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Tommy Tear Gas 

When someone farts and it smells so bad you have to leave the room or your eyes start welling up.
Chase: "Dude WTF is that? I gotta leave the room."
Tommy: "Thats a little something we like to call Tommy Tear Gas!"
Tommy Tear Gas by F/K\R Gordy January 1, 2009

teamgasm 

When someone gets a kill/killstreak which exites the players team leading to lots of screaming/grunting/various praisings of god
*team* - OMG! OMG! you see that kill! O M G! "chill mates, dont teamgasm!"
teamgasm by B247E August 19, 2010
The euphoria one experiences when shopping in Target after being deprived of this experience-- for instance, by living in a rural area or moving to a backward, undeveloped nation.
"After 6 months with the Peace Corps, I returned to San Diego and had to restock all my cheap plastic apartment crap. I went to Target and got all flushed and giddy and just felt this rush of ecstasy pushing my massive cart through the glossy, brilliantly lit aisles. Then I went to a second Target, making this a multiple Targasm -- The Big T! When it was all over, i wanted a cigarette-- and i don't even smoke."
TARGASM by Vixenator June 25, 2009

Teargasm 

The act of tearing up or crying while having an orgasm.
Dude, I totally gave Kristin a teargasm last night!
Teargasm by blangobo April 14, 2010
The euphoric, orgasmic feeling one has when shopping at Target, especially when one finds something fantastic.
I had a targasm when I saw those fabulous shoes for only $9.99.
targasm by Aimee C July 25, 2008
The exquisite feeling one gets on sipping really good tea that's reached the perfect temperature.

(Obvious combination of the words tea and orgasm.)
<sip> Ooh that's good! This Sainsbury Kenya blend nearly always gives me a teagasm.
teagasm by veektoastia February 9, 2010