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1.
the female version of teabag. Considering women do not have the necessary parts to be described as a "bag," teacloak is used in its place.

The act of teacloaking is when a female places her genitals on the forehead of someone, like draping tea down into a kettle.
Reginald was awoken from his leisurely nap by the sly teacloak of Matilda on his head.
by teacloak April 03, 2012