tchoukball 

pronounced jukeball

Tchoukball is an indoor team sport developed in the 1970s by Swiss biologist Dr. Hermann Brandt, who believed that "The objective of all physical activities is not to make champions, but make a contribution to building a harmonious society". His aim was to develop a team sport which did not involve the horrific injuries which he viewed as plaguing other sports.

A Utopian sport that offers opportunities for everyone from 7 to 77 to play, no matter what their physical condition. played with one ball and two rebound frames on either sides of a normal sized court. points are scored my shooting the ball at the frame in a way that it does not hit out of bounds, hit the crease, or get caught by the opposing team. there are no interceptions in this game, along with no physical contact.

(THANKS TO WIKIPEDIA FOR THE FIRST PARAGRAPH)

the tchoukball team scored an epic goal against the other team, chaos ensued.

tchoukball is an excellent, politically correct sport.

tchoukball by Colin Van Every February 18, 2008

tchoukball 

Some dumb game your gym teacher makes you play in high school PE Class that has no point to it whatsoever and involves balls rebounding back into the court in order to score.

Paul: Dude, I can't believe Mr. Munell made us play tchoukball today.
Oliver: I know dude. I hate it!

tchoukball by BritishBrummie March 23, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008