tautology club 

Tautology club is a club based on tautologies.
All statements at tautology club must necessarily be true because they are tautologies.

Rules of Tautology Club:
1. The first rule of tautology club is the first rule of tautology club.
2. The second rule of tautology club is not the first rule of tautology club.
3. If this is your first night at tautology club, you have never been here before.

tautology club by L Quag February 17, 2010

tautology 

saying the same thing twice over in different words

Some people think this is an example of tautology:

It would be easy to find a blind man in a nudist colony because it wouldn't be hard.

tautology by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008

tautology 

True by definition, literally "saying the same". Pointlessly obvious. Additional words that add no meaning.

"Either we'll get in trouble, or we won't" is a logical tautology. By including all possibilities the statement must inherently be true.

In "PIN number" the word "number" is a tautology because a PIN is always a number. (At least that's what the N originally stood for — if the term PIN evolved to include letters someday then PIN number would no longer be a tautology.)

In "morning sunrise" the tautology is "morning" because sunrises are a subset of mornings; removing the first word removes no meaning. (The addition of "morning" may be aesthetically more pleasing, in a poem for example, but it remains a logical tautology.)

tautology by Bob Stein October 23, 2008

tautology 

Tautology (n): that which is tautologous, a tautology.

Jack built a brick house out of bricks.
The filing cabinet had inertia, it wouldn't budge.
Go sit in the corner where the walls and floor meet, boy!
The tautologous tautology

tautology by jengajam24 March 10, 2010

thugatology

thugatology is a new founded religion or life teachings on Topac's original code on how to be a thug / the original 26
Code OF "THUG LIFE":

1. All new Jacks to the game must know: a) He’s going to get rich. b) He’s going to jail. c) He’s going to die.

2. Crew Leaders: You are responsible for legal/financial payment commitments to crew members.
3. No rats.
4. Posse should select a diplomat, and should work ways to settle disputes. In unity, there is strength!

5. No car jacking.

6. Slinging to children is against the Code.

7. Having children slinging is against the Code.

8. No slinging in schools.

9. ratting has become accepted by some. We’re not having it.

10. Snitches is outta here.

11. we control the Hood, and make it safe for squares.

12. No slinging to pregnant Sisters. That’s baby killing.
13. Know your enemy.

14. Civilians are not a target and should be spared.

15. Harm to children will not be forgiven.

16. Attacking someone’s home where their family is known to reside, must be altered or checked.

17. Senseless brutality and rape must stop.

18. Our old folks must not be abused.

19. Respect our Sisters. Respect our Brothers.

20. Sisters in the Life must be respected.

21. Military disputes concerning business areas within the community must be handled professionally.
22. No shooting at parties.

23. Concerts and parties are neutral territories.
24. Know the Code; it’s for everyone.

25. Be down with the code.

26. Protect yourself at all times.

i live under the teachings of thugatology

thugatology by thugatology preacher August 22, 2016

Necro-Tautology 

1) An obsessive facination with deceased tortoises.

2) An erotic attraction to or the need to copulate with deceased tortoises.

Etymology:

Normally enjoyed by the lesser active and unfit of the human species, due to the fact that a dead tortoise will not say no or crawl away and thus irradicates the fear of rejection.

1) Look a dead tortoise--lets partake in the act of Necro-Tautology!
- You sick fuck, leave it alone

2) People have said that I am a tortaulogist.
- Dude you hump tortoises?

Necro-Tautology by Grey M@a September 10, 2004

Tautology 

Using different words to say the same thing, or a series of self-reinforcing statements that cannot be disproved because they depend on the assumption that they are already correct

ME: Dudes such a wanker he’s dead-to-me… like piss-on-his-grave dead-to-me…
FRIEND: Thats a hell-of-a tautology if i have ever heard one.

Tautology by BNENJK September 26, 2012