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tattered windsock 

To render one's anus or vagina in a graphical state of distress, as a result of a particularly violent bowel movement or penetrative intercourse.
The description comes from the similar appearance to the ripped edges of a windsock (an item of metrological equipment used to establish wind speed/direction) as used at airports/flying schools, etc., which have become tattered as a result of excessive weather conditions.
"God, that curry last night was awesome - my arse puckered starrusty sheriff's badgechocolate tea towel holder this morning was like a tattered windsock"

"He was hung like a horse; my twat vadgegrowleryeti's welly looked like a tattered windsock afterwards"

tatter bug 

That's a tatter bug right there with a dip in on that tractor
tatter bug by Themadripper July 13, 2016

Tatted Pipe 

a tattooed cock,penis,dick etc.
Damn girlfriend did you see the "Tatted Pipe" on that stud
testicles of men
Round objects dangling in a scrotum. Only men have testicles. Women love to kick, knee, squeeze, or otherwise abuse them. When struck, testicles cause extreme pain.
1.. Ravi Prakash ke tatte phod dene chahiye
2.. Deja ka ek hi tatta kaam karta hai.....dusra uski kali raand ne phood diya hai
3.. tatte bacha apne,madarchod
4.. seedhe taate mein ball de,tatton mein
tatte by shilpi_hot_hotter April 17, 2006

Tatter-tot 

Just like teabagging, except you do it with your salty u showered nuts
As soon I get home from workin this 12 hour shift I’m gonna tatter-tot Dennis while he’s sleeping.
Tatter-tot by Bigdickballer420 December 21, 2020

Jack Tatters 

A huge bitch who has a crush on his small time DJ/ rich kid friend Dylan
“Jack Tatters is such a bitch”

“Jack Tatters stop talking to Harley on FaceTime and actually play monopoly
Jack Tatters by Duck wontons May 28, 2020