touchebag 

Also known as a hipster. As self-righteous as a douchebag, but they think they are witty.

See that guy over there with the women's pants, choppy haircut, and non-prescription coke-bottle glasses?

I didn't even think that was a guy until I saw the dirty beard and ironic mustache.

Yeah. He had to special order that flannel. Everyone knows anorexic lumberjacks don't exist. He's a real touchebag.

touchebag by JL Patrick November 28, 2011

Twouchebag 

A person who sets down a bunch of rules and guidelines on how Twitter should be used. Could also be someone who takes Twitter too seriously.

"Did you see Tate's post about being annoyed that people post too much to Twitter? That was a Twouchebag move."

"I don't want to subscribe to his blog. He's such a Twouchebag."

Twouchebag by purple_piggy_bank August 16, 2008

tattouchebag 

Tattouchebag: A person who needs to express themselves through tattoos of extremely poor quality and extremely high quantity, or just a douche with tattoos. You know who you are...

I like how that guy is covered from head to toe with demons, spiderwebs and unicorns that look like they were drawn in with crayon...what a tattouchebag!

I love when people let their friends give them tattoos...Look at that tattouchebag over there!

I guess that guy never plans on getting a job...what a tattouchebag!

That guy is such a douchebag and he is covered by tattoos. Voila! Tattouchebag!

tattouchebag by poon134113R November 29, 2010

Twouchebag 

1. When someone has gone above and beyond the average douchebag level, they are referred to as a twouchebag.

2. It can also refer to a pair, or couple, that are both acting like douchebags, therefore summing to one twouchebag.

That spiky-haired, fist pumping Jersey shore asshole is such a twouchebag. OR Wow, Andre and Cassie are such a twouchebag couple, I never want to hang out with them again!

Twouchebag by shrink05 July 23, 2010

Touchebag 

Someone who endlessly says the word touché, with or without context or reasoning.

Person A: I got a B on my quiz.
Person B: I got a B+.
Person A: Touché.
Person B: That doesn't even make sense in this situation. Go back to your corner, you little touchebag.

Touchebag by WubWubChigga October 20, 2012

Tattouchebag 

A heavily tattooed, pretentious person that won't shut up about their stupid, ugly "body art" because they have no other discernible personality traits and are otherwise completely uninteresting... I.e, a douchebag with lots of tattoos.

Portland is a great city to live in but if the tattouchebag population keeps surging like this I'll have to consider moving to the burbs...

Tattouchebag by Topher Demps September 7, 2015

touchebag 

Someone who engages in constant, unnecessary oneupsmanship, always in search for people to say "touche."

Person A: Oh yeah, I hiked all of the Appalachian Trail last year.
Person B: Wow, good job!
Person C: That's nothing, I hiked the Himalayan trail.
Person A: Well, to be fair, I was just recovering from a broken leg.
Person C: I had a broken leg and broke the second one while hiking!
Person B: Don't be such a touchebag.

touchebag by rexnom November 1, 2009