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Dick-tator 

A dick-tator is a person who has a deluded sense of self worth. Usually inflicts emotional abuse upon others because of his small penis complex.

How to Identify a dick-tator-
•Obesity
•Extremely unattractive
•Hoards blackmail material and/or possessions of others to manipulate
•Small penis
Alcoholic
•Deluded sense of wealth
•paranoia

If not treated, severe skin diseases and/or a a mental breakdown could occur. Although there are many treatments out there, the most common and effective treatment is to remove ones head from his ass. If symptoms persist. Lethal action must be taken.
Said dick-tator: Wow, I'm so sexy, rich and fabulous, rub my nipples.

Victim: No, please I might vomit...

Said dick-tator: If you dont I shall use my large wad of monopoly money to ruin your life.

Victim: I wish he wouldn't dick-tate my life.
Dick-tator by thisismyhahaha January 2, 2014
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Dick Tator 

A person who puts tuttoos on dicks
Me: "I want you to be my dick tator"

Tuttoo Artist: "Pull it out then"
Dick Tator by Highs69 May 22, 2021

Dick Tator 

When your penis is large and in charge!

Or when a mans package is so noticeably huge that it looks like he stuffed.
Man I have a dick tator going on in my pants!

That man has a dick tator going on over there!
Dick Tator by hagnfag December 30, 2010

Dick-tator 

A figure of authority who uses his power to make life difficult for those under his control.
As well as having to get the whole office bagles this morning, the Dick-tator of my office had me running chores for him all day.
Dick-tator by Baby Dinosaur November 24, 2010

Dick Tator 

When semen dries up on the body of a male or female after ejaculation.
Friend :Hey man, whats that all over you?

Me: i forgot to take a shower last night after banging my girl and now im covered in dick tators.
Dick Tator by Rustaford September 15, 2020

tricky dick prison tattoo 

Roger Stone's tattoo clarion call for nookie in prison
Roger Stone entered prison today and took of his shirt; Bowser, inmate No. 3452B, saw Stone's tricky dick prison tattoo and thought "mmm imma get me some of that"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026