A boy with blonde hair that has been bitten on the balls by a spider, likes to think hes a redneck, chews and likes to drink.
Ohh yea he got bit on the nuts by a spider, what a taton.
by Andrew gay boy hehehe May 13, 2010
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He may look slow, boring, and ugly however that dosent change the fact that he can sometimes make people laugh! Truly a man made to be a Kaiser.
Man 1: look at that huge piece of man-meat
Man 2: Its only natural that Roman god of a man is named Taton
by CuPara April 5, 2020
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huge titties that sag/sink when the chick gets old
dude, those are definitely tatonics, they'll go down by the time she's 40
by Royel October 22, 2009
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