1. acknowledge itching sensation.
2. look around and assure yourself that no one is looking.
3. if someone does happen to be looking, put on a hoodie and some party glasses with a big nose, mustache, and eyebrows
4. after checking your surroundings, make the letter "e" in sign language.
5. curl the letter to a shape that fits your nose.
6. grope you nose in a vertical motion until itching is relieved.
"Have you seen that guy? Every time i look over, he's tatting!"
"His tats are so intense!"