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tardface 

Loser guys who won't tell a girl he likes her, even though he acts like he does.
He tells me I'd look hot in tight jeans and he will take me all the way home to Chatswood, but that tardface won't tell me whether or not he likes me.
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tardface 

n. a person with a face easily associated with retardation, such as the common deformaties of Downs syndrome.

v. to mangle someone's face in such a way that they look like a retard.
You tardface, your only chances for dating are with the blind.

I'm going to tardface you if you don't shut your hole.
tardface by Twilight Veil March 16, 2004

tardface 

a bad name for someone who is considered a tard.
"Don't steal my gatorade you tardface!"
tardface by stork the dorkk July 3, 2006

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026