Turdsurfing

The act of using a mobile device for internet access whilst using the toilet. For example, use of an iPhone for web access while using the toilet would constitute turdsurfing.

Today I had a good turdsurfing session.

Turdsurfing by Angrybob October 1, 2009

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transurfing

esoteric theory made by Vadim Zeland which explains people how life works and that our fate depends on our choice
(author compare our possibility to move along the reality like surfer does it)

-Dude, u look much happier than before, are u on meth again?
-Nope,dumbass! I'm using transurfing and my life's getting better

transurfing by thefunksoulbro January 13, 2018

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Tarp Surfing • transurfing

Tarp Surfing

A sick way to get barreled when surf conditions are less than favorable.

Your bros lay out then pull corners of an extra large blue tarp to create a wave and you skate through it.

You feel like your getting shacked but you're shredding on LAND.

Guy #1: BRO its sooooo flat today...sucks man!

Guy #2 :Naw Dude! Its chill. Were gonna shred the gnar on the street today.
Guy #1 : You dont mean....
Guy #2 : yea man were doin it.... Tarp Surfing!!!

Tarp Surfing by grommie15 November 14, 2010

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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