Toilet Tarping

To put unfolded toilet paper, napkins or paper towels down in the toilet to prevent backsplash from the shit hitting the toilet water. Works great for diarrhea!!

Biff: "Damn brosef, every time I take a shit the water splashes back into my asshole!"

Melvin: "Damn Biff, that shit sucks...I told you, you need to start toilet tarping..."

by Freees4224 June 29, 2009

Tarp-Time

When you work in the building trades (so you drive a company van with a lot of cargo space) and the opportunity arises for consensual anal sex with a chick you just met for break on “OT.” Having no place for such act to occur, you offer the back of said van. You then proactively lay a tarp down over all work-related equipment to protect it from any “friendly fire.”

Apprentice: “Dude, why is there a tarp over all of your tools?”

Mechanic: “Sorry bud , overtime last night turned into tarp-time. Wanna see the tarp?

Apprentice: “Uhhh, no thanks.”

by Elev8erguy November 8, 2020

Man Tarp

Used in replacement of the word "blanket", an man tarp is to be worn as to keep the wearer warm.

Is that a blanket?

No, its my non-gay man tarp.

by King Leonitis April 30, 2010

tarp sack

When your nutsack is just "all over the place" causing a very uncomfortable situation.

Damn, it's so humid out today, Mat. I've got tarp sack like nobody's business!

by TCB All Day November 13, 2010

tarp twerp

An elite clique of non-prats.

My fellow tarp twerps and I enjoyed our night of dissing Emma Watson.

by Mer October 18, 2003

Tweeker tarps

when meat curtains become extreme

did you see her pussy lips thay look like meat curtains. Those aint meat curtains those are tweeker tarps cause their extremely stretched the fuck out

by Ateaball and flailing tuff February 8, 2021

Tarp Monkey

Creepy guy usually found in parents dark basement surfing porn sites because that’s as close as he’ll ever get.
Tarp under computer chair to catch body fluids.

Check that douche by the bar, probably a tarp monkey.

by rockkid June 27, 2011