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Tarmogoyf 

A powerful Magic the Gathering card. Its power and toughness are so ridiculously high that people continuously ask, "How big is tarmogoyf?" Tarmogoyfs cost A LOT of money.
I play a 5/6 tarmogoyf for 2 mana. Have fun!
Tarmogoyf by Dan Br August 4, 2008
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Tarmo is an incredibly beautiful and handsome man. Hes much more beautiful than Lucas and has a better personality.
You should be happy when a Tarmo is your friend
Tarmo by bonbon January 17, 2019
Often a sailor moon fanatic. Also referred to as the sexiest babe ever.
I saw Tarmen in a Sailor Moon porno last night. She is the sexiest babe ever!
Tarmen by craptastik November 29, 2009
Generic Carmex sold at Target.
"Dude, I bought some Tarmex!"
"You're gonna tar a Mexican?!"
"No dude...it's lip balm...what the fuck, dude?"
"You say 'dude' too much."
Tarmex by ECT October 30, 2008
A very dirty, and usually very ugly, person who partakes in profane and illegal activities such as consuming alcohol, smoking marijuana, fighting in large groups, etc. Usually found hanging around an arcade at the mall or outside of your local skatepark disrupting others and yelling things that nobody cares about what-so-ever.
That tarmo sucks at skateboarding.
tarmo by David Varlotto January 11, 2008
An insult to describe a dumb person
Person 1: you tarmo!