tar hose
A long, heavy black hose made from a tarry rubber substance. A black man's penis is sometimes compared to a tar hose.
tar hose by king of graphics January 13, 2007
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lumpuck of the tarhole
A wet,irritating condition of and around the cornshoot and taint,a condition usually remedied by a cooks best friend,CORNSTARCH!
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lumpuck of the tarhole by Lance and Squeak September 4, 2006
tarahosek
Pronounced like "tero-asack". Slang term used in the Chicagoland suburbs, and sometimes Florida, which means a girl (usually a now-ugly ex stripper) who does sexual favors for people (especially fat kids) in exchange for heroin, although sometimes it may be other drugs such as crack-cocaine, but is mainly for heroin. Girls like this usually show signs of being a whore... for example a PIERCED CLIT. When dealing with a TARAHOSEK, one must be extremely careful because these girls will usually have nasty STD's which they don't mind spreading because all they typically care about is getting their "fix".
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Person 1: Holy shit dude if you're dumb enough to hit that you BETTER double wrap it.
Person 2: Why? That looks like a decent piece of ass to me.
Person 1: She's a major TARAHOSEK bro... I'd bet my bank if u hit that shit raw your dick will turn black and fall off!!! I wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot pole!!!
Person 1: Holy shit dude if you're dumb enough to hit that you BETTER double wrap it.
Person 2: Why? That looks like a decent piece of ass to me.
Person 1: She's a major TARAHOSEK bro... I'd bet my bank if u hit that shit raw your dick will turn black and fall off!!! I wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot pole!!!
tarahosek by aPpLEsaUce-Roxx November 6, 2007
Festering Tarhole
Noun (origin- SW Ontario, Canada) -A geologic phenomenon indicated when crude oil seeps to the surface under subterranean pressure often forming large patches of thick tar and exhibiting the occasional appearance of bubbles at the seepage source. Some local First Nations people would collect and use this tar for various applications like water-proofing, adhesive, etc. It was also flammable, so that's fun.
The overwhelming stench of these tarholes was so great as to lure Captains of Industry who arrived to thoroughly exploit this relatively limited resource around what is now called Oil Springs, Ontario. Sulphur, brine water and decay smelled like money to these men. Rumour is that the "hard oilers" who worked the fields coined the phrase first, as a colourfully descriptive reference to the geo-phenom but the phrase gradually turned to a more derisive tone and was later more often used to refer to someone that was to be held in the greatest of disdain and worthy of social ire. You want to hit them but you can't afford the charges, kind of thing.
The overwhelming stench of these tarholes was so great as to lure Captains of Industry who arrived to thoroughly exploit this relatively limited resource around what is now called Oil Springs, Ontario. Sulphur, brine water and decay smelled like money to these men. Rumour is that the "hard oilers" who worked the fields coined the phrase first, as a colourfully descriptive reference to the geo-phenom but the phrase gradually turned to a more derisive tone and was later more often used to refer to someone that was to be held in the greatest of disdain and worthy of social ire. You want to hit them but you can't afford the charges, kind of thing.
Only a festering tarhole like Brad could do something like that. Isn't he married?
Those festering tarholes down at B&E Furniture Liquidators don't deliver!
What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets, a festering tarhole. But enough talk, HAVE AT YOU!
Those festering tarholes down at B&E Furniture Liquidators don't deliver!
What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets, a festering tarhole. But enough talk, HAVE AT YOU!
Festering Tarhole by Professor Lester June 4, 2022