targets

A glib term used by submariners to describe all other ships that merely float on the surface of the water.

Submariner: What do you call the boats in the Pacific Navy fleet that are about to head out to sea?

Master Chief: Targets.

targets by The Troll August 30, 2005

Targeter 

Someone who specifically targets another player in-game.

OMG, Nate is such a targeter.

Targeter by CutieMal December 25, 2016

cum targets 

A womans large breasts - breasts that you would love to shoot your load on after sexual activity

That Tania is so hot - she looks like she's got some great cum targets under that T-shirt!

cum targets by Breast-a-choo January 24, 2008

Targetorb

Targetorb: the distinctive orb-shaped waist-high anti-vehicle bollards installed around the entry doors of Target stores --as compared to the plain concrete-filled pipes typical of other stores' bollards. Targetorbs are usually painted red. ("TAHR-geh-TORB")(n)

The Targetorbs outside Target are kinda cute and every time Bily sees a Targetorb, he wants to climb on it and have his picture taken. Perhaps that's their hidden purpose.

Targetorb by The_Real_Terry September 18, 2020

Targeternative 

Alternative music that can be found in stores that are not primarily known for selling music. This is considered to be a sign that the band is no longer alternative; when you can find your favorite band's records in the "Breakout Artists" section of Target, it is assumed that they have gone mainstream. (From root words "Target" and "alternative".)

Man, I used to like Arcade Fire, but the other day I went out to get some deodorant and Sun Chips and I found out that they've gone Targeternative!

Targeternative by Ian Jay August 26, 2005

Targeteria 

The name of the cafeteria in the front of Target

Boy am I stuffed...I just finished a soft pretzel in the Targeteria

Targeteria by AngryMedic December 30, 2009

Targets

Slightly better Walmart

Man targets bathroom are so clean

Targets by the one who spout the truth September 17, 2021