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Targaryen Privilege 

Targaryen Privilege

The outrageous assumption that your people own and have discovered everything.

Women were considered as baby making machines; even though they were Targaryens. A saying in classical Targaryen is:

Striḥ asmākaṃ raktaṃ asmākaṃ balaṃ yoniṃ ca sarvaṃ kintu Purṣaḥ sarvaṃ soubhāgyaṃ dharayanti

Which means:

“Women have our strength, blood, fierceness and 100% of the yoni; but men hold all of the privilege.”

They incestuously intermarried to keep their bloodline pure and developed genetic diseases which they kept as a secret among themselves.

They said of themselves:

“Every time a Targaryen is born the Gods toss a coin and the world holds its breath.”

Their dragons and well trained police force, The Gold Cloaks, kept law and order. Gold Cloaks were famous for extra judicial killings, and summary judgements and executions of accused criminals on the street level. This became known as the “street justice of the Thick Gold Wall.

Whoever the Targaryens conquered, they claimed their achievements and enslaved the people.

When there was no one else to dominate they began to fight among themselves destroying both dragons the Targaryen bloodline. Without their dragons, they were less than the people they had conquered. Without their dominant presence the world divided itself into seven kingdoms.

Wars were fought to redefine privilege. But, Targaryen Privilege died with the last dragon and the last Targaryen.
Question: Man, why was Lovecraft Country cancelled after a successful first season; but, Game of Thrones got an entire prequel series after a disastrous season eight?

Answer: Targaryen Privilege, man; frikin’ Targaryen Privilege!!!!!!
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