A tardo is the evolution of a retard. when a retard gains the ability to function among normal people but is still considered retarded because of his or her awkwardness. Tardos are prone to crapping their pants in public and will most likely try to attack you if you make too much eye contact. The best way to deal with tardos is to keep away.
Steve: Holy Crap!!! did you see that new kid. I was checkin her out and then she just friggin jumped out of her chair and tried to attack me. What a tardo.
Jorge: You know what steve? I think she just crapped her pants.
Jorge: You know what steve? I think she just crapped her pants.
by k rico October 20, 2005
Man this kid from 2nd block is such a tardo...He wears a Jacket, sweat pants, and gloves to school right in the middle of the summer.
by BillyGoat November 15, 2002
n: a back woods, slack jawed, hill billy, mouth breather... who makes frequent brake checks at his wifes request.
by priceless mustache May 1, 2008
by ShaggyIguana July 3, 2020
by Cee_Cee November 29, 2009
by evan andersen 1 April 2, 2008
1. One who acts like a tardo but is not certifiably retarded.
2. You have your suspicions but you just can't prove they are indeed retarded.
2. You have your suspicions but you just can't prove they are indeed retarded.
by TB_26 February 27, 2009