Funky Tardo

almost incoherent mumblings from far East telemarketers and tech. support personnel as they reach your voicemail and decide to hang up rather than leave a message. May also be a form of a localized, derogatory term for "the guy didn't answer his phone, I got his machine"

Most always captured on your voicemail, from an unknown number.

When I played my voicemails I heard "...funky tardo, funky tardo, <click>"

by P@ssw0rd January 27, 2011

Don-Tardo

To do, look, or say something retarded.

That kid in the short school bus must be don-tardo.

by Bill Hendrick September 14, 2006

tardo toss

playing catch while in a circle of people and the circle is moving clockwise or counter clockwise

Hey, do you guys want to play tardo toss?

by Beytwice June 11, 2012

tardo lardo

Derived originally from the store Cargo Largo, it means an overweight mentally handicapped person.

TJ is such a wankin' tardo lardo.

by BShizznatch June 5, 2005

Tardo Tim

1.An insult to bring attention to the act of a retard or retarded acting person, such as Mike Huckabee.
2. A name given to someone forever for acting retarded.

Person 1="Wow, Look at Tardo Tim Overthere"

Person2="Yeah, I Agree look how he tried to eat his hamburger with a straw'

by K-Webb February 19, 2008

tardo-wangers

People that are stupid with no education who post deffinitions to this website. In particular those who can't spell.

The person who defined gasex as, "people who ingage..."

by Quint April 24, 2004

el tardo magnifico

A big freaking retard, beyond English words; thus, a fake Spanish insult is required.

Spammertard: omg u guys r so meen!!!!11 i hat u!!!1 u suk & ur probly ugly!!!!!11111

Hawtie: El tardo magnifico.

by Megan the Awesome February 6, 2007