Tardition 

A tradition that is utterly stupid or defies logic. No one's sure why it's still in effect.

"So wait, why aren't you going to be at the party on Saturday?"
"First Saturday of every month my family gets drunk, plays cards and yells at each other. It's a little tardition we have"
"...lame."

Tardition by theWeeds January 27, 2008

Tardilepsy 

A condition in which the sufferer falls asleep while watching movies, whether alone or with friends.

She can tell you the beginning of movies, but nothing about what happened towards the end, because she was stricken by her acute tardilepsy.

S'anna: What's wrong with Corbach? She's missing the best part of the movie!

Amber: Oh, she's just tardileptic. You can't expect her to -not- fall asleep during any given movie.

Tardilepsy by S'anna Saxon November 26, 2011

Tasditesque

True tasditesque includes cars, perfumes sex, blood, money, suicide, death and music

"blood sex money mhmm that some real tasditesque shit"

Tasditesque by Jahangir bari al karim March 4, 2021

tardiness 

n. Used to express:
1) Degree of retardedness
2) Degree of lateness

1) "Your tardiness is unbelievable!"
2) "Explain your tardiness!"

tardiness by spronkey November 30, 2003

Retort Tardiness 

A common syndrome wherein the speaker often remembers something clever to say about 10 minutes after the conversation has ended

"The boy said 'you git' to the bully, but due to his retort tardiness, later reflected it would have been more accurate to have said 'you misproportioned cankerous cretacean'"

Retort Tardiness by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

Tardie

When a tard person calls someone else a tard, they say tardie instead of tard.

Person 1: Bruh stop dude not funny
Person 2: STOP BEING SUCH A TARDIE
Person 1: k tard.

Tardie by Kicky On Tippy March 25, 2021

tardie

An adjective that describes a person or his actions being retarded.

"Gawd, how did your dad not know what an emo is?! He's tardie."

tardie by JDay Fudge June 16, 2009