Tard Box 

A box full of retards. Someone who is thoroughly an idiot. Often said with a Northeastern Boston accent: "Taarhhd Box"

"Joe just locked his keys in his car with the engine running..."
"What frickin' Tard Box"

or

"All these people suck: you're a tard box, he's a tard box, they're a tard box, tard box, tard box, tard box."

Tard Box by TardBoxMaster1748 November 8, 2011

tardbot

Someone being retarded as if they weren't human, i.e. bot like.

WTF were you thinking you tardbot? Dont put the baby in the strippers vagina.

tardbot by e*xtreme sexxx May 6, 2003

turdbox 

In anatomy, the turdbox is the external opening of the rectum. Closure is controlled by sphincter muscles. Feces are expelled from the body through the turdbox during the act of defecation, which is the primary function of the turdbox.

Rim my sweet turdbox.

turdbox by Phil Mondo February 7, 2007

Tardpox 

A sudden affliction of stupidity, brought on by close association with an infected dumb-ass.

Damn, I locked my keys in the car! That loser I slept with last night must have given me tardpox.

Whoa, I must have tardpox. I can't remember your name, but you were great in bed! Um, the front door is to your left - you're walking into the closet, stupid.

Tardpox by TheBeak November 21, 2009

Tarboxing 

An act of ignorance. Specifically applicable to using your phones notification bar to read a message without notifying the sender it's been seen.

Omfg...Daren was properly Tarboxing me last night. Feigning that he'd n ever seen the messages I sent him asking to Game.

Tarboxing by steroy jenkins July 7, 2022

tard box 

a really really stupid version of a retard. most scene kids use it!

omg that guy is such a tard box

tard box by sceeneydixee April 13, 2007

tarbox 

Dirty vagina.

Oh shit. She's got a TARBOX.

tarbox by ferrisbueller April 12, 2014