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1.
A sudden affliction of stupidity, brought on by close association with an infected dumb-ass.
Damn, I locked my keys in the car! That loser I slept with last night must have given me tardpox.

Whoa, I must have tardpox. I can't remember your name, but you were great in bed! Um, the front door is to your left - you're walking into the closet, stupid.
by TheBeak November 21, 2009