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Scranton Tartar Sauce

A sexual act that occurs when a man ejaculates into a dusty box fan and creates a chunky white substance that covers his partner
A mischievous smile crossed his face as he saw it there in the corner. The box fan in his room hadn't been cleaned for months. Long dusty tendrils hung from its blades like jungle vines. By the end of the night his date would be covered in Scranton tartar sauce.
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steal tartar sauce 

v. to get revenge; to avenge; to retaliate.
1.I heard the Stacy was telling nasty rumors about me. I'm gonna have to steal that (censored)'s tartar sauce!
2.I'm in the mood to steal tartar sauce today. (less common use)
steal tartar sauce by lolerzz December 23, 2008

San Francisco Tartar Sauce 

When one mixes ones fecal matter with cum. You then use it as dipping sauce for a friend's sea food.
Hey Cyle, how is your San Francisco Tartar Sauce?

tartar sauce

slang,when in distress just yell it out,a word made up by the creators of SpongeBob Squarepants.
Tartar sauce, I thought SpongeBob was on T.V.!
tartar sauce by Lynett April 23, 2003

swap tartar sauce

To engage in the act of intercourse. Can be used as a humourous pick up line.
"I ended up swapping tartar sauce with Caitie last night, so yeah, it was a good party,"

"Hey babe, wanna go out back & swap tartar sauce?"
swap tartar sauce by Steveh May 28, 2004

Tartar Sauce

Giving something to employees that comes at an inconsequential cost to the company; an incentive. Used in the Simpsons when Homer requests more tartar sauce for employees to use on their fish sticks. This theoretically results in better employee moral and, thus, greater productivity.
"Those donuts I put in the break room are pure tartar sauce."

"Let them have their tar-tar sauce" - Mr. Burns

"These lazy employees need some tartar sauce to get them going."

"Give the employees some tartar sauce and then increase their hours."
Tartar Sauce by Gutentag September 16, 2009

tartar sauce

Tartar sauce is the gay version of mayonnaise.
tartar sauce by Hockaday September 23, 2008