tanktards

fucker that uses a tank

25 kills using a tank
fucking tanktards

tanktards by bigman1601 August 21, 2022

Tankballs 

A condition developed by males after repeted pummeling of their testicles (either from fighting, or from smacking violently against a partner during sex)

Ex 1. Did you watch the game last night? Tom Brady was sacked so many times by Saints defenders, I think he might have tankballs this morning.

Ex 2. I bent that chick over my desk and fucked her so hard, I have a mean case of tankballs.

Tankballs by Murphdawggie December 3, 2009

tankianism 

the new religion worshiping SOAD's front man, Serj Tankian.

Me: Are you gonna convert to tankianism?
Some Guy: Convert to what now?
Me: Why don't presidents fight the war?
Some Guy: ?

tankianism by Polopeople July 25, 2008

Tankbanger 

Term used to describe a crotchrocket motorcyclist that is too far forward in riding position.
Hunched over as far as possible in an attempt to achieve better aerodynamics.

Consequently, hits a bump and crushes his own nuts.

Dude did you see that tankbanger go by?

Tankbanger by Engineer Tow Mater November 15, 2011

Clankin' Tankards 

Mostly, clankin' tankards just means getting sloshed - most likely in a medieval setting. However, the phrase could absolutely be a euphemism for something (like getting railed in a sundress by an Hobgoblin, or getting boofed by a Bugbear).

"Avast ye! Hast thou been Clankin' Tankards at the Gasping Gander?? I can see the juices all over yer face!"

Clankin' Tankards by Conrad Johansson July 11, 2023

Tankianism 

this is not a relegion,just a way of life,so be Tankinism,live, the Tankian way,love Armenia as I do,dislike America as I do,write poetry,sing sons,be open minded,speak the truth,and at all times be positive

live,the Tankianism life

Tankianism by Spike Stovall October 9, 2006

Tankbang 

The act of fucking someone while drunk/messed up.

I tankbanged that hoe Jenny last night, and I barely remember it.

Tankbang by Robbb January 13, 2007