tank

someone big and buff
someone i would like to call baby
someone that could protect
never fret
cause the tank is here to save me

That beautiful tank of a man is squatting so his massive cannons of legs are showing, causing me to feel faint.

by bigcheeseboy December 13, 2022

tank

refers to someone fat as fuck. in short, a mole rat

person A: omg have you seen that tank walking down the MET gala 2018?
person B: no. who are you talking about? lmao
person A: you havent seen a tank before? you must not know who nicki is.

by you mad hurt rn October 28, 2021

tanks

Short for "Thanks"

Supes! Tanks for tagging :)

by turyam December 30, 2021

Tank

An emotional person!

Why is Tank so emotional?

by G uk mains yh November 29, 2021

Tank

The thing that used to drop from the sky when you typed in PANZER in GTA Vice City

Would you love me if I was a tank? asks the TikTok girlfriend to his boyfriend

by yeuser October 28, 2022

Tank

A dude who carries around an unusual amount of testosterone and never skips an opportunity to call you beta

Dave: Hey Bill, we had a nice workout session this morning, wanna go again tonight?

Bill: Yeah bro of course, the usual 3 hours?

Dave: Dude how else are we gonna be the tanks of the family

by cracee June 26, 2021

Grass tank

An individual whom consumes large amounts of marijuana.

That girl smokes so much pot, she is a grass tank!

by Mdawgy September 7, 2017