tampon fuse 

the string of a tampon.

usually referred to when a female is extremely irritated and known to be close to her period.

girl: AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:(

some person: Who lit the fuse on her tampon?

tampon fuse by Kitteh April 28, 2005

Who lit the fuse on your tampon? 

Another way of saying to a female, you've got a stick up your ass.

Damn girl, who lit the fuse on your tampon?!

Who lit the fuse on your tampon? by Black§Pearl January 12, 2004

Who lit the fuse on your tampon 

A reaction to observing femenine rage

Wow honey, who lit the fuse on your tampon?

Who lit the fuse on your tampon by Shane Frost August 26, 2009

lit the fuse to your tampon

what someone asks their friend (or worse) if their friend is freakin' out.

"Gosh Johnny, who lit the fuse to your tampon?"

"Shut the hell up, Fred."

lit the fuse to your tampon by HashBrownClown July 29, 2016

Who lit the fuse to your tampon

What people will ask you if you're freakin' out.

"Geez Johnny, who lit the fuse to your tampon?"

"Shut the hell up, Frank."

Who lit the fuse to your tampon by HashBrownClown July 29, 2016