tampon farmer 

A person who buys out the whole stock of tampons because they fear that they will not have enough tampons to last the winter. So to solve this problem, they buy up shelves at one time.

David: Hey Natasha, whatcha doin there?

Natasha: Nothing much, im just harvesting some tampons for the winter!

David: Oh dont tell me your a tampon farmer.

Natasha: fuck no! i aint no farmer im grown up now i have boobies the size of ur head

tampon farmer by chelsea chealsea boom boom July 30, 2010

TamponFormer 

A transformer that turns into a virgin tampon that can shoot butt lazers from its eyes. They are also quiet now to be retarted and have ligma. They are very rare but they do live.

I just got JaBumbleFucked my a tamponformer.

TamponFormer by bitchlasanga34725 January 5, 2019