45 mins= 1.5 hour. This is a historical theory. It's is as important as Ng's theory. It's said by Fat Tam, a crazy teacher in LSC. She said this theory while scolding people
The act of leaving a Tim Tam biscuit in a cup of tea until it is soft and lost all form, then pouring into your girlfriends arse for her to squirt back into your mouth.
Named after Australian icon Clive Palmer.
"Hey dude how was your night?"
"Bro it was epic, me and Kara did the old Clive's Tim Tam Slam"
This is the act of using a tim tam biscuit to drink tea, by biting off to opposite corners and then using it as a straw to suck up hot tea.
Note that the structural integrity of the tim tam will become catastrophically reduced soon after this process is started, and the whole biscuit must be crammed into your mouth as soon as this happens, lest your tea will be filled with pieces of melted tim tam.
I whipped out the PG Tips and showed her the way of the tim tamslam.
the act of loving oneself (see wanking) in order to put off a more valuable task, because the long term value of this task is clouded by the short-term desire to love oneself
On a Sunday morning Pete knows that he should go to the library, but he prefers to stay home and have a tam shank