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Talan is the ruler of the Universe. You better not even breathe out disagreement, or he may strike you down right there, heathen.

Oh man, Talan kicks so much ass it isn't even funny. Just the other day these little brats were laughing and he just walks over there and smites them with his kickass mauls. It was pretty funny, actually.

This one time, I was riding and with Talan, and he just jumps his car off of a cliff. I wet myself, but he just laughed and did a few flips and then the car slammed into the ground. He was alright though, since he is so killer. But I had to go to the hospital. It sucked.
"I'm going to do a talan and kick that guy in the nuts and rip out his spleen."

"Talan is the ruler of the universe."
by Nottalan April 29, 2005
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a normal person who will most likely kick your ass if you talk shit about him but is really cool to get to know
don't mess with that kid he is a Talan
by adaptations May 05, 2009
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yet another fake, possibly-gay kid who thinks he's going to be famous and special. a prime example of whats wrong with laguna these days
"i think i want to be famous" "youre such a fucking talan"
by brrryce May 09, 2005
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