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taladega night 

Having your first sexual experience in a moving car
with no one at the wheel
Last night I had me a Taladega Night with jamie

taladega shower

This is when a woman has unprotected anal sex with a man (that she doesn't know)and then he ejaculates on her face.
Jill met Jack on a cruise and that same night they were having unprotected anal sex and just as he was about to come he pulled out and ejaculated all over her face. Jill received a Taladega shower.

taladega steamer 

When a nascar driver shits his britches during a race.
Jeff Gordon just had a taladega steamer, I guess he couldn't make it to the pit in time.

Talladega thunder mug 

When you use a port-a-potty, you are using a Talladega thunder mug.
I had the runs' so I spent a lot of time on the Talladega thunder mug.

The Talladega Bench Press

The Crabcore move which consists of all guitar players (including bass) lifting their instruments behind their heads, then bringing them back down in synchronized fashion. Most likely during a breakdown. You will be lucky to see more than one of these per show.
--at concert--
Friend #1: "dude!! did you see what they just did with their guitars!?"
Friend #2: "Haha yeah man, that's The Talladega Bench Press"

talladega mohawk 

When the length of the crack hair is twice the depth of the crack.