gotta take a d

An expression stating one's need to defacate;to take a dump.

"Hey man, I gotta take a d!"

gotta take a d by AlphaBravoCharlie May 3, 2008

take a donald 

When you sit down on the toilet and some nasty, foul smelling, brown organic material comes shooting out of your ass. It makes a loud splattering noise as it crashes into the walls of the porcelain.

This isn't just any shit though. A true "Donald" is reserved only for the most obnoxious, painful, miserable times you sit and do your business.

Open the fucking bathroom door. I gotta get in there and take a donald.

take a donald by Zippyltn June 3, 2017

Take a dive 

Taking a dive refers to purposefully losing a competition for personal gain

The boxer was paid money to take a dive at the prize fight

Take a dive by knotritenaou December 16, 2011

take a deuce

to take a shit.

After I eat a garbage plate from Wyatt's, I imagine it will be about time for me to take a deuce.

take a deuce by Inspector Harry Bush August 21, 2003

Take a Dick Smith

Verb. Liquidating one's assets (esp. community property) for pure personal gain and leaving; abandoning societal/familial social, moral and ethical expectations; forsaking [one's responsibilities. Taking the easy [way out.

Dick Smith was married and had 5 children. He had a big house with expensive cars and all the trappings of a wealthy family. One day Dick lost his job and after leaving work, liquidated all of his bank accounts and assets and left town, leaving his family high and dry.

Applications-

1. Someone gets fired from work- "he took a Dick Smith"
2. You are at a party and want to leave- "Hey I am going to take a Dick Smith"
3. Someone quits a job- "I took a Dick Smith"
4. Sean White lost in the Olympics- "Sean White took a Dick Smith in that event"
5. A store or restaurant closes- "They took a Dick Smith"

Take a Dick Smith by T.M. Zappa February 26, 2014

Take a dab 

Taking a small (dab) amount of hash oil derived from butane and placing it in a preheated pipe or bowl in order to smoke it. BHO can also be called wax, honey, shatter or various other names. It is normally 70-90% THC and thus extremely potent.

"I'm losing my buzz"
"Time to take a dab bro"

Take a dab by Andrewwpp February 22, 2017

take a dump 

1. To defacate
2. To have a bowel movement, usually a large one, as a dump is symbolic of large quantities

1. "Oh hey, before we go on our road trip to Oklahoma, I should take a dump." Friend says, "Yeah, there aren't any toilets in the country."

Or

2. "Oh man, why did I eat all of that Mexican food? I'm gonna have to take a huge dump, I'll be back in a week." Friend proceeds to hang a radioactive sign over the bathroom door for the next 30 years.

take a dump by khaan111 June 20, 2009