Tatored 

A state of drunkenness rarely reached by a social drinker, where the Alcoholic in question feels that they have overshot the mark once again.
This state is usually followed by feelings of regret and remorse the next day (or whenever he comes to) as the formerly tatored individual realizes that they have once again nailed a fatty, sucked another man's wiener, or poked yet another farm animal!

"Oh my God, I did it again! I'm going to have to do some of those A&A classes if I keep getting this tatored!"

"Ugh, I'm NEVER getting that tatored again!"

Tatored by Misty Dawn May 27, 2008

tatored 

Beyond shitfaced, completely gone. Slight redneck connotation. Incapable of caring about anything.

Mike was so tatored last night that he fell down the hill in the backyard and slept up against the fence at the bottom for 2 hours.

tatored by Triis February 12, 2009

Taylored 

its a way of life, doing what you want and customizing your life to you, not caring what people think about it.

"dude why are you lazy all the time? you never do anything!"
untaylored answer- "im not hecka lazy!!!!!"
taylored answer- "its cool if you think that cause im taylored"

Taylored by BIGsleepee March 9, 2011

tailored trash 

White collar workers with many of the same characteristics of trailer trash, but which take it to a higher level of cultural depravity. Developers who demand perverse subsidies for creating urban sprawl, too big to fail and jail bankers who demand bonuses when they take down whole economies, flamboyant and racist professional sports team owners who feels entitled to publically funded grandiose stadiums.

The tailored trash claimed to be self made millionaire, but instead was on public welfare in the form perverse public subsidies, and entitlements to public infrastructure for developments that consumed nature and spit out urban sprawl.

tailored trash by mlhiss September 30, 2014

Tintored 

The act of colliding with another motor vehicle through no fault of your own.

Rayquan- Hey man where did you get the Bugatti?
Tyreek- Ah it’s just a rental. Some dumb hoe tintored me at a red light.

Tintored by TheFishWasDelish November 19, 2021

Tittie Tailored 

When woman with delicious breasts modifies her top, blouse, or shirt to enhance the presentation of said titties.

Tugging and tearing her Tee-shirt, Tiffany Tittie Tailored her top to tout her two taut and tawdry tits. The tah-tah transformation totally tantalized Trevor. Teased, Tongue tied, and tranced, the Tittie Tailoring triggered Trevor to trip, taking a tumble toward the tasty twins.

Tittie Tailored by LB Sand July 9, 2015

Taylored 

(adj) - wearing Converse Chuck Taylor All-Star shoes. Popularized by Wiz Khalifa as a pun on "tailored."

Throw it up 'cause every nigga that I'm with Taylored

Taylored by Lennalf September 13, 2012