Sir Taintula 

The man who beats the drum of your ear.

God I've got such a headache, Sir Taintula must be going hard at work today.

Sir Taintula by Katie Sheezzzie August 6, 2007

taintular cystosis

(n.) a condition in which one has developed a cyst on one's taint. Eventually, it will surface and drain, usually oozing copious quantities of thick pus. Trust me, this hurts.

Phil: How's the taintular cystosis treating you, Bob?

Bob: I got that fucker drained, dude. The relief...it was better than sex! And what came out of it...looked like a half cup of mashed potatos!

Phil: Dude....gross.

taintular cystosis by blenderhead91 April 25, 2010

taintslave

Someone who worships, pays homage to, or is generally in servitude to the taint.

I just saw Gears of War, it was awesome.

I don't want to hear about it yet, you taintslave.

taintslave by fakkedap June 29, 2006

Taintular 

Area around or where the taint is

Stephen Jackson: "You know what a 69 always help forget about taint. Except for my mouth and face is in the taintular region."

Creepy weirdo on the internet: I can't get into anyone's taintular region.
Normal person: "Probably because our parents were cruel and named us these weird ass names."
Creepy weirdo on the internet: "Fair point"

Taintular by the_true_king_of_sarcasm July 24, 2021

Taintular 

Something that relates to or involves taint.
Stephen Jackson: "You know what a 69 always helps forget about taint. Except my mouth I'd face is in the taintular region. Is taintular a word?"

Creep: "women won't let me into the taintular regions."
Raphael: "Ok bit of a weird thing to tell a random person in the bar."
Creep:" I think it is because my parents named me after a Radiohead song."
Raphael: "Which one did they name you after."
Creep:"Creep, my name is Creep Daddy Johnson."
Raphael:" Your parents where cruel but seriously change your name and then maybe you can get into some taintular regions or if $650 you can."

Taintular by the_true_king_of_sarcasm July 24, 2021

Taintlapper 

One who for some reason or another finds it irresistable to lick the rarely cleaned skin between the asshole and genatalia during oral sex acts or other .

I can't stand that Girl ,she is such a taintlapper sometimes .

Taintlapper by B Bass May 8, 2011

Taintusaurus - Rex 

A giant taint

That faggit,jimmy has a Taintusaurus - Rex

Taintusaurus - Rex by sirsack January 9, 2011