taintcicles 

when it's so cold out, you have icicles hanging from your taint

-Dude, your heat is broken during the polar vortex?
-Yeah, I fell asleep naked and woke up with taintcicles

taintcicles by thatlittlerascal January 30, 2014

Tantric Sex 

Having sex in very long periods for the purpose of becoming closer and uniting as one. Originated from the Sanskrit word "Tantra" meaning woven together.

"I am so exhausted! My husband has been getting really into tantric sex lately and he's keeping me up all night."

Tantric Sex by Fcknweirdo.o May 24, 2015

Tantric Television 

The principle of maximizing the pleasure of a new television series, by delaying the immediate and empty gratification of single episodes, building to a climax when the season can be enjoyed in its entirety.

I've been abstaining for months from the new season of Mad Men so when the box set is out I can practice my Tantric Television on the couch with the girlfriend.

Tantric Television by Ralph Marathon April 27, 2012

Tantric fart 

A spiritual experience akin to the auto-erotic delayed self gratification prized by the practitioners of tantric sex. This type of fart is as an orgasmic release, allowing chakra energy to flow forth from the anus. This joyful event may occur when the flow of bodliy energy becomes blocked, such as when one is forced to refrain from flatulent outbursts due to social constraints.

I had to hold my gas in all day at work, and when I let the fart loose in my car, man, what an orgasmic tantric fart that was!

Tantric fart by Jane Moneypenny December 5, 2007

tantric 

a spiritual, sexual science

Once you go tantric you won't go back -Sex and the City

tantric by Dont Know November 21, 2004

tainticure 

the procedure where one grooms the area between their genitals and anus.

My taint hairs and dingleberries were a little excessive , so yesterday I went to the salon and Charity gave me a tainticure. Now I am nice and neat down there.

tainticure by Tits Davis December 24, 2008

tantric vampire 

Tantric Vampires are like normal vampires, but they feed off of sexual energies of a willing donor. They have human feelings, are very empathic and can easily relate to their prey. They sometimes enter romantic relationships with their prey and can mate for life.

The demonic succubus Domme had a sex harem consisting of other succubi, incubi and even a few tantric vampires.

tantric vampire by Subby Vicky February 13, 2019